I will pretty this page up with details at some point, but right now I just wanted to get this posted.

My comment policy is basically this: BE NICE OR LEAVE.

If you choose to contact me in any way (email, comment on a post, tweet, carrier pigeon) with asshattery, douchebaggery, threats, or generally assholish behavior, I reserve the complete and unequivocal right to post your identifying information here on my blog for everyone to see, along with a healthy portion of GTFO.

Note that – I WILL CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR FUCKERY. YOU DO NOT COME INTO MY HOUSE AND MAKE AN ASS OUT OF YOURSELF. YOU DO NOT COME INTO MY HOUSE AND THREATEN ME AND MINE. I DO NOT RESPOND WELL TO THREATS OF ANY KIND.

Clear? I follow a strict policy of “don’t bite me, and I won’t bite you.” The moment you adopt a threatening posture of any kind, I will attack. Feel free to test me on this. (Hint: “Go ahead” is not permission. It is a dare.)

I also reserve the right to disemvowel (not a misspelling – Google it) or kittenize any douchebaggery I find mock-worthy.

tl;dr – Play nicely and you won’t get hurt. Much.