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"I will take it upon myself to personally welcome you, Mistress, when you enter my Realm upon your death."

"Hell is never silent."

"Do not patronize me, little human."


Lord General of the Army of Shadows, Andronicus is not only a demon, he's the demon, thank you very much. Standing at seven-feet-two-inches tall (with a wingspan to match), Andronicus hates Mortals with a passion.

Of course, he hates pretty much everything with a passion. Except cooking. Everything to do with the creation and enjoyment of fine food and drink will keep him in the kitchen at all hours cooking like ... well ... like a demon. He enjoys cooking shows and upscale kitchen stores and utterly laughs at the idea of Gordon Ramsey's "Hell's Kitchen".

Among his multiple other pet peeves are people who write about female demons. Why? Because there aren't any. Nor are there half-demons, or any other children of Lucifer save himself and his Brethren. Get that straight, would you, people?



Andronicus has his own Livejournal account and his own Twitter account in which to grumble.





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